Vulgaris Brand – Abracadabra Nope Tee (Humour Noir)

Un peu de magie… mais sans miracle ! ✨
Avec son slogan cinglant "Abracadabra… Nope, You’re Still a Bitch", ce t-shirt premium signé Vulgaris Brand est ta nouvelle arme de provocation.

Pensé pour celles et ceux qui aiment l’humour noir, la dérision et l’attitude rebelle, ce modèle combine design graphique percutant et coton premium pour un rendu aussi confortable que provocateur.

Idéal pour un style streetwear, insolent ou trash chic, ce tee-shirt fera sourire, choquera ou intriguera — mais ne laissera jamais personne indifférent.

✨ Caractéristiques

• ✔ Coupe classique : décontractée et unisexe

• ✔ Épaules renforcées avec bande pour plus de stabilité

• ✔ Sans coutures latérales pour plus de confort

• ✔ Col côtelé élastique qui tient dans le temps

• ✔ Tissu résistant et lisse, parfait pour l’impression

• ✔ 100% coton premium (selon coloris)

🧼 Conseils d’entretien

• 🚫 Ne pas blanchir au chlore

• 🚫 Ne pas repasser directement sur le design

• 🚫 Ne pas nettoyer à sec

• 🌀 Lavage en machine à froid (30°C max)

• 🔥 Sèche-linge à basse température

  	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
  Width, cm	45.72	50.80	55.88	60.96	66.04	71.12	76.20	81.28
  Length, cm	71.12	73.66	76.20	78.74	81.28	83.82	86.36	88.90
  Sleeve length (from center back), cm	38.35	41.91	45.72	49.53	53.34	56.90	60.20	63.50
  Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

   

The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.

Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean